susan 7

Michael & Susan are hoboing a train... drunk. they were dancing at the prom. He said let's go jump a train. She said anything you want, missa. So here they are in a train cabin in Tampa, Florida.
"Michael, What was the name of your lying college, huh?"
"Grr, TMC."
"How about your injury, huh?"
"TBI."
"How about the funnest, huh?"
"Most fun. That was my dorm life."
"What are you smoking, huh?"
"Newport."
"Do you like hoboing?"
"It's interesting."
"Is it your first?"
"No, me & Justin did when we ran away from home after i kicked Dad in his back for abusing him."
"Have you ever derailed a train?"
"Yes, 33 years ago."
"What happened?"
"FBI investifated my neighbor not me."
"Weer you in the job cor?"
"No, Jus was."
"What lakes have you lived on?"
"Twin Lakes, Monterey Lakes, & Lake Seminole. Our vacation house was on Lake Hartwell."
"Wow, is that all?"
"Bent Tree had a lake across the street."
"Is that all?"
"I have 1 at Indian Village condo too."
"Can i borrow your debbit?"
"Sure, here."
"Is there anybody you didn't fight on Bum Ave?"
"No, comes with the territory. All 5 boys."
"Was your uncle fired?"
"Several times."
"Why were you so tired?"
"I read a big book in 3 days."
"Do your meds help?"
"Not eneregy, but they fixed my temper tantrums."
"What did you submit?"
"Worldwide bestseller."
"Who are you uncomfortable around?"
"Women."
"Do you want a college degree?"
"YES."
"What do you want to yourself?"
"A big singlewide."
"What do you want to be?"
"A hermit?"
"What did the cop drive you to anegr management in?"
"A cop car."
"Why do they want you modeling?"
"My big lips."
"Who was a dad of a movie star?"
"My shrink Ernie's son in NYC."