"What was the love waiots banner?"
"Susan, you sign it if you're going to save yourself."
"Did you?"
"I signed it."
"Did you save yourself."
"Susan...."
"Well?"
"Ok, she got in my lap & i undressed her."
"Omigod."
"But before finishing, 31m, 1000% all stimulus went away."
"I guess you had no chance of impregnating her."
"Right."
"I'm a psychic."
"You are?"
"Something i inherited from my mom, Pat."
"Ok...."
"A woman with the initials CH absolutely amazed you."
"Right, a CH dumped my brother when he started driving junk. But i saw a CH, Carissa Hammond, who lost a ton of weight."
"What jobs did you & your brother have alike?"
"He busted tables & laid carpet like me as i wired BPs like him."
"How did you know Carissa?"
"My BFF in middle school. She lost the weight 5 years after high school."
"I think you know somebody with an SNL name."
"Yes, Justin's BFF, Dennis Miller."
"IO think his other BFF is a star's cousin."
"Yes, Travis Caldwell, Ga welterweight's cousin."
"What club did justin want to start?"
"That's Bulldog Retreat. i want to start a pansy club with that name. He wanted it to be a teen club."
"What food do you love?"
"Suggested by 2 professionals: fruits & vegetables."
"What was Justin doing when he was murdered?"
"Chasing Dad's murderer."
"Will you?"
"After i heard about it, i prayed him dead."
"How about your uncle with the stroke?"
"Robert knew something. So did the CIA. They tore his dad's house apart. He retired top security."
"How about a man in group discussion?"
"Yeah, he moved in on a woman who had eyes for me."
"What was yallses differences?"
"She smoked & I hadn't yet begun smoking."
"Wheer was it?"
"Group discussion."
"What'd she have."
"Her vice was pills."
"Isn't that what your dad died on?"
"Yes, methadone. It was in hiss ystem when drug dealers killed him."
"Did you love group discussioin?"
"Yes, evertyhing but the whining."
"How were you as a preteen?"
"I was an, an adrenaline junky. Always taunting police with my motorcycle."
"What'd they do?"
"1980 & Papa had given them $1000s. They'd just chase me home."
"From where?"
"Ball games."
"So you taunted cops?"
"Yeah, Papa taugnted firmen too. Burned stuff during fire bands. But he had also given them $1000s."
"He must've been rich."
"He worked 16 hours a day 6 days a week."
"Were you named after him?"
"Middle name, Dewey."
"Did a movie star name all his sons his name?"
"Yes, George Clooney."
"Have you ever met George Clooney's best friend?"
"Yes, our plumber, Michael Longo. The moment i opened the door for him, i could tell he was a movie star too."
"Ooh. What?"
"I forget."
"What does your writing need?"
"I need marketers, proofreaders, & editors. Please get me some."
"Ok, i will. Isn't there a pc program for that?"
"No, Mom bought me 1, but it wouldn't register."
"What is your favorite seasoning?"
"I love ground pepper."
"I think ground pepper is awesome, awesome, awesome. What 2 teachers do you remember the most?"
"Mrs. Motley & Mrs. Kelley. Not Mrs. Langley. She forgot me. Grrr."
"What about Mrs. Motley & Mrs. Kelley?"
"Mrs. Motley, me & Andy threw a paper airplane back & forth, back & forth, back & forth, back & forth, & Mrs. Kelley, i asked her niece in church if she was kinned to a teacher & she said she's her in law aunt."
"Why wouldn't church let you talk to a girl?"
"It was the niece, a middle schooler, i was in my 20s!! Off pills, i got soo aggravated!"
"Have you ever bdeen catfished?"
"No, but i catfished many by saying i was a millionaire businessman."
"What is the best part of the day?"
"I love naps."
"Why did Stephen King want to live?"
"For naps."
"How did he get hurt?"
"Van driver's dog getting into groceries hit him."
"What fiction do you likew the most?"
"Mystery."
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