Me & Susan are early for the Daytonna 500, talking & drinking Busch. She just asked me if a family member ever killed a loved 1.
"Aunt Gloria neglected Uncle John. My unmedicatedness kept Dad on a guilt trip. He turned to drug dealers." 'Guilt for my 16th birthday,'
"Has a career aspiration eevr amazed you?"
"Yes, Clint in church interested in my uncle's wiring. Something i grew up around."
"What was convenient to your home?"
"I grew up with the projects. They wouldn't let anybody mess with me at school."
"What is your favorite show?"
"Dr. Phil & wrestling & Catfish."
"When are you illest?"
"When im off meds."
"What is your dream job?"
"Gay stripper. All you do is sit on a bar stool naked." 'Reading?'
"What ddi you do 23 months that you almost got?"
"Startijng my 16th birthday 23 months, i prayed for death."
"Why didn't you try for college?"
"Bc Granny said we weren't college people."
"What did 1 do when she saw your great papa owned Winder?"
"She talked, talked, talked, talked, talked to me."
"Are you dating anybody?"
"A man?"
"Anybody?"
"I'm available."
"Do you like fruits & vegetables?"
"I love them."
"What happens during sex?"
"I lose stimulation. Doc said im depressed."
"What depresses you?"
"Memories."
"What are you looking for?"
"My cigarettes."
"WWhat is aging?"
"My face."
"What are you forbidding?"
"The stay at home order."
"Who was your longest relationship?"
"Tracey Sweney. Shes in a wheelchair." 4 yrs.
"Why ddui you break up."
"100s times she dumped me then in a month wanted to get back together."
"What was that like?"
"Every time, 100s, i dumped my high school gf, she was at my locker the next morning."
"Was there attraction?"
"No."
"What do you want to do with your claim?"
"In my will? Send the plan of salvation to 100% every human worldwide."
"Who did you tell?"
"The police."
"What do you have arthritic?"
"Feet & knees. i HATE them."
"What did a woman show you at the pool?"
"A woman's breasts over & over. But she had a bf."
"What did your granny blame on your friends' disappearance?"
"My fits, which were only at home."
"What ddi you tell your dad about your chest hairs?"
"They got so much more than his bc i shaved it."
"Will you take your shirt off?"
"No."
"Please."
"No."
"Did a woman visit you in college?"
"Yes, a Susan like you."
"How much money does Marian Hope owe you?"
"My rehab manager? $1m."
"Did you play sports?"
"tball, baseball, football, but then no friends played sports, so i didn't."
"What did your great papas do?"
"1 shoed horses the other was a politician that owned Winder."
"What depressed you about college?"
"Granny's saying we ain't college people."
"Will Trump win?"
"No way. Not by a mile."
"What alcohol do you like?"
beer+run & coke."
"Why do tehy call it Coke?"
"Bc cocaine used to be put in it."
"Bull."
"Im serious."
"Why do you write & read so much?"
"My IQ."
"What was your Sunday school teacher'[s vice?"
"Tabloids."
"Do you want a counselor?"
"Yesm psychics not psychiatrists."
"Wheer did you mist ride motorcycles?"
"In a ballast pit."
"What did your papa have 2 of?"
"2 lakehouses he had to get rid of bc they got him so many friends."
"Where did your dad remember?"
"He remembered all Lake Hartwell from his teen boat."
"Did you hear about that black man?"
"Shot in Ga? Yes! I got so mad!"
"What will you do when you get rich?"
"A quiet/calm retirement home. My last retirement home was hell. Read & write in my room."
"Where do you work?"
"At home?"
"Where are the best sports?" "Channel 31."
"What do you want on your cell?"
"The bew Word."
"How about lawyers for your claim?"
"That too."
"From TV?"
"Just good."
"What kind of food are you craving?"
"Salty & greasy."
"What does your mom have?"
"OCD."
"Why do you look so dang good?"
"My big lips."
"Who was Frank in college?
"Black guy in college who said i had n word lips."
"What does your writing need?"
"Editor, marketer, proofreader, ghost writer, publisher, etc., etc."
"What are your favorite verses?"
"Rom 10:9-10, lu 23:42-43, ac 2:38."
"What was smashed on your new truck?"
"My truck door."
"What did your step dad smoke you tried in rehab?"
"Ppal Mal in rehab."
"What do you like the most?"
"Newport."
"What did your cousin find?"
"My hidden cigs."
"How will you travel?"
"My limo."
"What will fund your contests?"
"Myt royalties."
"How big?"
"$1m biggest seller."
"What will help the contestants?"
"Free training."
"What is your favorite church?"
"Churchofgod."
"How did the drug dealers kill ustin?"
"They hung him."
"How much can you drink?"
"My limit is 3 drinks."
"What do you want?"
"A maid."
"How are you off meds?"
"Im a punk."
"What are you wanting?"
"I'm hungry."
"Who knows everything?"
"Alexa."
"Where do you want to go?"
"Hunting/fishing."
"What star have you talked to?"
"I told Michael Stipe im all that, he agreed, i said im from Athens, he nodded. [him too] i told John Cena i told Kurt Angle id f him up for rolling his eyes at me & he said he'd ask him."
"So they never disagreed?"
"I saeparately told them they're pimps. They disagreed."
"What is wrong with economy?"
"1000s businesses bankrupt."
"What do you want?"
"I want some babies."
"Who do you love?"
"John Cena."
"What star did your papa club with?"
"Elvis Presley."
"What big product are you kinned to?"
"Lay's potatoe chips 1 side. Haverty's Furniture the other."
"What politician are you kinned to?"
"Great papa JB Lay commissioner owmer of Winder."
"How do you shop?"
"Instacart."
"How are you fooled?"
"Switching the TV Netflix to cable."
"Whose mom was hot?"
"Zack's."
"What have you always wanted to be?"
"Writer."
"What have you always wanted to be?"
"Writer."
"What have you always wanted to be?"
"Writer."
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