Wednesday, April 29, 2020

bp52

As a tbi bachelor, i experience strange things. Luke 21:25-36. 25 "There will be strange things happening to the sun, the moon, and the stars. That means movies stars will be gaining all the publiciticity with their personal life. Also in the end reality TV will be a hit. That people will be extra nosy. That people will get in your business.  On earth whole countries will be in despair, afraid of the roar of the sea and the raging tides. That means storms, weather, & space will be raging local & overseas. 26 People will faint from fear as they wait for what is coming over the whole earth, for the powers in space will be driven from their courses. That meanscoronavirus will daily be headline news. You'll be cramped. You'll come down hard on your family. You'll be overloaded with responsibilities. That's why my 225 rejecters were such a blessing. 27 Then the Son of Man will appear, coming in a cloud with great power and glory. That means good days eternity are ahead. I've asked 227 women out. 2 went out with me. Both married somebody else. In heaven, there won't be rejection. 28 When these things begin to happen, stand up and raise your heads, because your salvation is near." That means be bold in Christ. Proclaim His name. Spread the good news. That means gospel. That's why God told me to make my rejecters history! :-). 29 Then Jesus told them this parable: "Think of the fig tree and all the other trees. That means crops were a big deal to Bible people. 30 When you see their leaves beginning to appear, you know that summer is near. That means there will be stuff like Covid-19 killing 1000s of people. 31 In the same way, when you see these things happening, you will know that the Kingdom of God is about to come. That means common sense will tell you the end is near. 32 "Remember that all these things will take place before the people now living have all died. That means it will get bad then better... best. 33 Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away. That means what God says will stand. 34 "Be careful not to let yourselves become occupied with too much feasting and drinking and with the worries of this life, or that Day may suddenly catch you. That means stay vigilantly on guard. 35 like a trap. For it will come upon all people everywhere on earth. That means coronovirus testing will prove we are near the end. 36 Be on watch and pray always that you will have the strength to go safely through all those things that will happen and to stand before the Son of Man." That means get saved bc you'll be standing before the Son of Man.

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